Buying Eggs

A: Bro, how many eggs for RM3?
B: Chicken or duck eggs?
A: Chicken.
B: Ordinary chicken or free range chicken?
A: Ordinary chicken.
B: Local or the imported eggs?
A: Local egg.
B: You want of the local eggs from Ipoh, Kuala Selangor or Tampin?"
A: From Ipoh lah ... (As he looks upset).
B: You want from Ipoh Central, West, East, North or South?"
A: Are you selling egg or what?
B: Sorry bro, I am selling noodles next stall. It happened that eggs seller go lunch and asked me to chat up first to the customer until he comes back "......

Life lesson: Money isn't everything, true friend will suffer for you

Money

* It can buy a house, but not a home.
* It can buy a bed, but not sleep
* It can buy a clock, but not time.
* It can buy you a book, but not knowledge.
* It can buy you a position, but not respect.
* It can buy you medicine, but not health.
* It can buy you blood, but not life.
* It can buy you sex, but not love.

So you see, money isn’t everything and it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you all this because I am your friend and as your friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.

So ….. send me all your money and I will suffer for you.

A truer friend than me you’ll never find.

CASH ONLY PLEASE