Sunday, May 29, 2011

Buying Eggs

A: Bro, how many eggs for RM3?
B: Chicken or duck eggs?
A: Chicken.
B: Ordinary chicken or free range chicken?
A: Ordinary chicken.
B: Local or the imported eggs?
A: Local egg.
B: You want of the local eggs from Ipoh, Kuala Selangor or Tampin?"
A: From Ipoh lah ... (As he looks upset).
B: You want from Ipoh Central, West, East, North or South?"
A: Are you selling egg or what?
B: Sorry bro, I am selling noodles next stall. It happened that eggs seller go lunch and asked me to chat up first to the customer until he comes back "......

No comments: