Buying Eggs

A: Bro, how many eggs for RM3?
B: Chicken or duck eggs?
A: Chicken.
B: Ordinary chicken or free range chicken?
A: Ordinary chicken.
B: Local or the imported eggs?
A: Local egg.
B: You want of the local eggs from Ipoh, Kuala Selangor or Tampin?"
A: From Ipoh lah ... (As he looks upset).
B: You want from Ipoh Central, West, East, North or South?"
A: Are you selling egg or what?
B: Sorry bro, I am selling noodles next stall. It happened that eggs seller go lunch and asked me to chat up first to the customer until he comes back "......

The Lawman

DSC_0866, a photo by yguanhooi on Flickr.

Location: Orchard Rd

Kota Iskandar

Kota Iskandar , a photo by yguanhooi on Flickr.

Pano View of Dataran Mahkota

How to know when you met the right person...

Saw this on XKCD. Its so true, that you know you met the right person when you hear the angels sing and music from heaven...



Click Here to view XKCD comic

Kite

DSC_0533, a photo by yguanhooi on Flickr.

The heart is a small thing, but desireth great matters.
It is not sufficient for a kite's dinner, yet the whole world is not sufficient for it.
~~Francis Quarles~~

Far away...

DSC_0086, a photo by yguanhooi on Flickr.

Far from the place, Where I'm writing this
There is a girl,To whom my heart belongs
She doesn't know, That I'm thinking of her
But again, That's not the point .....